Does Religion Effect Everyone The Same?

I have noticed the 10,000 christian cults all lose their sense of humor when they become christian. Why get so bent out of shape when people criticize your beliefs? Does the little twinge of truth make you question your cult? Do you not laugh when comedians make jokes at their own expense? How long do you think it takes before you die from constipation from being so wound up you can't poop the shiit you are all full of?